Looking for the ideal way to tie your shoes? Look no further. Using combinatorial mathematics, often used to calculate resource allocation, our Aussie friend Burkard Polster has determined the most efficient way to tie your shoes. This is huge. We’re not just talking about 1 in a million, baby. We’re talking 1 in 400 million.
Congratulations, Mr. Polster! You’ve solved my lifelong dilemma. I will sleep better tonight.