This afternoon I was hungry. I intended to go the the 1st-floor kitchen to get a spoon to eat the yogurt in my fridge. I went wandering. The mailroom is on the 2nd floor. I found myself in the 2nd-floor kitchen. I saw a plate with two slices of banana bread on it. I grabbed a paper towel and wrapped one slice in it. I took a Welch’s grape juice out of the fridge and left the kitchen. Something pulled me back. I didn’t want that second piece of banana bread to go to waste. I went back. I placed Slice 1 atop Slice 2. I picked up the plate. I left. Now I am eating Slice 2.
Banana Bread
Wednesday, December 11th, 2002 · 2 Comments
Tags: comedy
2 responses so far ↓
1 ben // Dec 11, 2002 at 4:28 pm
Who’s banana bread was it? I made banana bread once…
2 gabe // Dec 11, 2002 at 4:32 pm
Maybe it was your banana bread, Ben. Ya think?