Blog Master G

While sitting in a two-hour meeting this morning, someone said something that has got to be #1 on the list of Top 10 Things You Never Want to Hear a Coworker Say in a Meeting. So, without further ado, here it is (10 through 2 I just made up, but #1 was actually said):

Top 10 Things You Never Want to Hear a Coworker Say in a Meeting
10) “I see your action item is as big as mine.”
9) “Next step is to schedule a meeting to debrief this meeting.”
8) “Trent Lott has been assigned to lead our core team in the South.”
7) “George W. Bush will lead our environmental clean-up efforts.”
6) “Screw you and your little dog, too.”
5) “Your ideas are shit.”
4) “I haven’t been listening to you for the past hour. Could you please give me an executive summary?”
3) “Is that drool on your face or is this meeting really that boring?”
2) “Is your employee ID badge doing a head stand in your lap, or are you just happy to see me?”
1) “I got it last night, too.”