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If You’re Happy & You Know It

Monday, January 27th, 2003 · No Comments

In honor of tomorrow’s State of the Union address, I bring you a snippet from John Robbins’ catchy tune, If You’re Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq:

    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are Saudi,
    And your alibi is shoddy,
    And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
    If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
    If you think that SUVs,
    Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
    And your father you must please,
    Bomb Iraq.

Be sure to sing along to the rest of this great tune here.

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