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Own Your Own Hovercraft!

Thursday, February 13th, 2003 · 4 Comments

Some spam that manages to sneak past SpamAssassin and into my inbox is too good to let slide. I’m now considering purchasing my own hovercraft. The only thing that sucks is that it’s a toy hovercraft and not a real hovercraft. Hovercrafts are cool. If I had a hovercraft, I could float down the streets of San Francisco to the water’s edge, then just keep on cruising across the Bay parallel to the Golden Gate Bridge to get to work every day. That would rule.

    Date: Thu, 13 Feb 2003 20:17:08 -0800
    From: Now Available
    To: “”
    Subject: HOVERCRAFT TOY, Available for the first time!
    1 Shown 38 lines Text
    2 OK 35 lines Text



    Fun to play with, fun to build! The HOVERCRAFT isn’t like all the other
    toys. Your child will have the opportunity to build this toy from start to finish! They will learn about how it works and give them a whole new dimension to the world of Sciences and Technology! It’s a great learning experience for today’s generation of kids!

    Get your kids a Hovercraft Today!

    BUY NOW!

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Anonymous // Feb 13, 2003 at 1:53 pm

    I’d remove this post quick, before the spammer finds out and sues over spam copyright infringement!

  • 2 gabe // Feb 13, 2003 at 1:59 pm

    in that case, i would just have to counter-sue for clogging my inbox with unsolicited email!

  • 3 bev // Jun 6, 2003 at 10:03 am

    Can you show a picture of the toy build-it-yourself hovercraft and the price. Thanks

  • 4 gabe // Jun 6, 2003 at 10:08 am

    sorry, bev. i’m not selling this hovercraft…i just got spammed about it. good luck!