Next time you’re on the pot (especially if you’re visiting Uncle Billy Bob & Aunt Jupiter back at the ranch), think about today‘s Worst-Case Scenario 2003 Daily Survival Calendar lesson:
HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU FALL INTO A CESSPOOL
- Get out quickly.
In case of falls into cesspools and septic tanks, the most common cause of death is asphyxiation from methane gas. The gas causes rapid unconsciousness; deaths in as few as two minutes have been recorded. - Hold your breath for as long as possible between taking breaths.
- If you cannot climb out, give one loud shout for help.
In-use tanks and pools will be full nearly to the top with liquid and solid waste. Do not shout repeatedly — this will deplete your air supply. - Once out, get at least 10 feet away from the tank before trying to catch your breath.
And remember: Always flush and put the toilet seat down. You could be saving a life.
