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W.’s Resume

Thursday, May 15th, 2003 · 1 Comment

George Bush’s resume by Kelly Kramer

A sampling:

    Accomplishments as President:

  • Attacked and took over two countries.
  • Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
  • Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
  • First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
  • In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.
  • Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.
  • Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
  • My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.
  • Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the ‘poorest’ multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).
  • Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
  • Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
  • Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
  • In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.
    Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

Geez, why wouldn’t we want to re-elect someone with such an impressive list of accomplishments?

Tags: the world

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Bruce Conway // Jul 7, 2003 at 3:59 pm

    Imagine that George W Bush did not exist.

    Imagine what a peaceful world we would have ….

    Those who actually accept what this man is doing to them – deserve him.

    Those who don’t (living and dead), would probably form a queue that stretched around the world – and the queue would include Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin and others.

    To speak out against wrong, takes courage. To resist it, as Mandela continually points out – takes a real human being.

    Not all problems in the world require political solutions. Many of them require strong individuals with a strong vision.

    Let us be part of the solution, not part of the problem. Cow-towing to heads-of-state and their murderous schemes is cowardice.

    The United States preaches dominance.

    Let us preach instead collaboration. It’s a small world, and time is short. A democratic country is run by many people, not just one, or a few.