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Jeb to Rule Iraq

Wednesday, May 21st, 2003 · No Comments

This just in…the Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, has appointed Jeb Bush to rule Iraq. That kind of luck must run in the family.

    “The new Iraqi President gave credit for his selection to ChoicePoint, the US Corporation he hired to ensure his brother’s victory in Florida during the 2000 presidential election. Using their surefire “Florida Formula,” ChoicePoint “scrubbed” tens of thousands votes for Bush’s opponents to ensure democracy in Iraq.”

(Thanks, Jen, for the link.)

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