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Gay Canadians

Friday, June 20th, 2003 · 1 Comment

Mark Morford in Stop The Gay Canadians! First icky legalized homosexual marriage, then the apocalypse. Conservative America trembles:

    “Hordes of quivering GOP lawmakers and vast throngs of proudly homophobic right-wing Christian Americans fell into an adorable tizzy the other day as the entire really, really big country of Canada announced it will change its law to allow full-on homosexual marriage anywhere in the whole country including Vancouver and Toronto and even ‘that weird province with all the gay French people.’

    “The air was thick with tension. Conservatives were stupefied. The religious right, so accustomed to viewing big scary cities like San Francisco and Amsterdam as debauched hedonistic Sodom-a-raffic pleasure palaces to be avoided like a good book or a genuine orgasm or an original thought, suddenly took one look at a map of the world and noticed the size of Canada and went, holy crap.”

Tags: comedy

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Monica // Dec 23, 2003 at 9:58 am

    Hello all you homosexuals out there!

    I am lesbian!

    I admit I am a les!