Mark Morford in Stop The Gay Canadians! First icky legalized homosexual marriage, then the apocalypse. Conservative America trembles:
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“Hordes of quivering GOP lawmakers and vast throngs of proudly homophobic right-wing Christian Americans fell into an adorable tizzy the other day as the entire really, really big country of Canada announced it will change its law to allow full-on homosexual marriage anywhere in the whole country including Vancouver and Toronto and even ‘that weird province with all the gay French people.’
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“The air was thick with tension. Conservatives were stupefied. The religious right, so accustomed to viewing big scary cities like San Francisco and Amsterdam as debauched hedonistic Sodom-a-raffic pleasure palaces to be avoided like a good book or a genuine orgasm or an original thought, suddenly took one look at a map of the world and noticed the size of Canada and went, holy crap.”
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1 Monica // Dec 23, 2003 at 9:58 am
Hello all you homosexuals out there!
I am lesbian!
I admit I am a les!