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Being John Tailgater

Friday, November 14th, 2003 · No Comments

I’m trying to get through Web Traffic School to remove from my driving record the speeding ticket I got earlier this year, fought, got the fine reduced, but still lost the challenge. In the freeway driving section is this paragraph, which really cracks me up:

“If you see anyone driving too slow for present conditions, obstructing the left (fast) lane at a slow speed, or simply blocking your way, try to find a reasonable explanation for their behavior. Once you understand why they are behaving the way they are, you’ll feel less angry and frustrated. You’ll feel even better if you refrain from making any gestures or verbally abusing them.”

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