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Praise Bush!

Wednesday, September 8th, 2004 · No Comments

Excerpts from Apocalypse Bush! Why care for the planet when the End Times are almost here? Vote Bush and hop on the salvation train!:

    “This is the great thing about rabid fundamentalism. You really just don’t have to give a damn.

    “Take the environment. I mean, isn’t it just a little pointless to care so damn deeply about the air and the soil and the water and the stupid little disposable animals on this silly spinning ball of expendable rock when the Second Coming is imminent and a blood-soaked fire-breathin’ Jesus who looks remarkably like Mel Gibson will return very soon to smite the heathens and the gays and the vegetarians and the Francophiles, and who will rescue all those who worship patriarchy and country music and blue-chip oil portfolios? You’re goddamn right it is.

    “Hey, it explains a lot, this view. It explain how Bush can just smirk and mumble and, with one big, heartless shrug, dismiss the complete lack of WMD and the loss of 1.6 million U.S. jobs and the nation’s staggering $422 billion budget deficit. Pay down the national debt? Bah. Planet’s going to hell anyway, people. Stock up on nuclear missiles and get yourself an escape pod. Can’t afford one? Whatta shame.

    “It surely explains the general GOP hatred of gay marriage, of open-hearted sex, of those wicked, sin-inducing vaginas (that harlot Eve is gonna pay, dammit), of environmentalism, of caring about air quality and water quality and the EPA and organic foods and homeopathic medicine and resource management and the Alaska Wildlife Refuge and the U.N. and any country that doesn’t have a McDonald’s and a Starbucks and a decent strip club for lonely gin-soaked Republican expats.”

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