You know you live in a small town when a story titled Possible hazing at Skidmore gets a giant headline like this:
Not even a confirmed hazing! What will they do when the hazing is official and beyond its “possible” status? How much bigger can they make that headline?
My favorite part: “A freshman was indicated to be extremely inebriated in his room.”
Well, yeah. It’s college. Better that he was wasted in his room than in his car, driving around and putting others’ lives at risk.
