Oh how sweet it is to be a United States Congress person. Earn a six-figure salary. Fly in a private jet. Go to the office only part of the year. Have those lobbying for your attention cover your and your family’s expenses (business and personal). Investigate yourself when you exhibit questionable ethics. Have a $1 […]
Entries from January 2005
Ethics of Congress
Tuesday, January 4th, 2005 · Comments Off on Ethics of Congress
Tags: politics
Skeleton People
Monday, January 3rd, 2005 · Comments Off on Skeleton People
The Onion | Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People: AL JIZAH, EGYPT—A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact specimens of “skeleton people”—skinless, organless humans who populated the Nile delta region an estimated 6,000 years ago. “This is an incredible find,” said Dr. Christian Hutchins, Oxford […]
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Fun in 2005
Monday, January 3rd, 2005 · Comments Off on Fun in 2005
Friday night was, of course, New Year’s Eve. We brought in the New Year with Jen’s cousin Courtney, in town from Colorado to visit this part of the family, Justin, Alex, and Cati. We started the evening with cava, creamsicle shots (Justin’s invention of vodka, triple sec, and Bailey’s), cheese, and crackers. Sometime around 10pm […]
Tags: weekends
New Year’s Eve
Saturday, January 1st, 2005 · Comments Off on New Year’s Eve
Happy 2005 to you and yours! May your new year be filled with health and prosperity.
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