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GI Joe Dressup

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005 · 1 Comment

If there was ever doubt that GI Joe was gay, it’s now been confirmed. Head on over to the GI Joe Gay Pornstar Dressup to create your own fabulous version of the ’80s cartoon star. From a furry white pimp coat or a tight-fitting sailor’s shirt to short shorts to a weapon that looks more like a giant dildo, the Soldier Outfitter is fun for all ages!

Teaching boys and girls to play dressup with guns and the tough soldier man: OK. Spreading a message of tolerance and acceptance from a happy, talking sponge: Gay. Call in the AFA! This soldier thing is way too gay.

Go Joe!

(Thanks, Joti, for the link.)

I woke up this morning with a sore throat and raspy voice — never a good sign. I rarely get sick, but when I do, it seems that it’s only in April or November. But I’m taking my vitamins and drinking my juice, so I’m already starting to feel much better.

Tags: comedy

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 claire // Apr 28, 2005 at 3:55 pm

    that’s hilarious. Thanks for sharing. I’m partial to the short-shorts, muscle camo shirt, with mustache combo.