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The Mustache Chronicles: Days 5 & 6

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008 · 3 Comments

Pete posts! And he’s back with a vengeance, chock-full of smack talk! He’s accused my ‘stache of things like this:

 Your mustache has one arm– it swims in a circle. Your mustache has one leg– they call him Skip.

But wait, Pete: I have a question while my ‘stache swims and skips arounds on its way to tri-stache-a-lon fame… is that 5 days of ‘stache growth I see on your blog, or is that a putting green? That looks more like Day 3 of last year’s Stacheometer to me. Oh snap!

As for me, here’s a glorious Day 6 ‘stache after blowing in the wind of a 32-degree Upstate New York chill for 10.25 miles this morning:


 My neck also underwent a Day 5 neck shave yesterday. Here’s the before:


 And here’s the after:


My mustache wants to stake its claim to my face and can’t have that neck hair getting in the way.

Stay tuned in the coming days and weeks for more in The Mustache Chronicles ’08…

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Peter "The 'Stachioed Stallion" Anderson // Nov 12, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    i hear things like “neck hair” and think to myself, “neck hair? hmph! what kind of a smoke-n-mirror, propoganda, ‘stache-smearing, commie tactic is this guy up to?” do you plan on seducing your readers and our judges by taking their eyes off the prize, brother? yes, nice neck hair indeed– but alas! its the ‘stache we praise! maybe you should spend less time picking out the perfect turtle neck to accentuate your neck hair, and more time shopping in the charles bronson department of “kick ass musatche accessories”. my muzzy is in a bad mood now, and you don’t want that…

  • 2 Blog Master G // Nov 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    It sounds to me like we’re in agreement, bro… I removed my neck hair so it wouldn’t detract from the glory of my ‘stache! But yes, this contest is all about diversion, trickery, and smack talk.

    I eagerly await your latest entry…

  • 3 elpeacho // Nov 16, 2008 at 4:35 am

    I am holding off on my first official post of stach action till…… the rght light is there to actually see it…….What the hell! the lady that handed us popcorn today had a mustache that Tom Selec sould admire. This is some bull shit!