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On the Third Day of ’Stachemas

Sunday, December 11th, 2011 · 8 Comments

Sometimes life gets in the way of mustaches and the days of ‘Stachemas tick by faster than you can keep a tiny follicular agent from promenading proudly across your upper lip. But have no doubt, mustache fans, for ABMGC V is in full swing.

You wouldn’t know it by reading Pete’s blog, though, as it sits mostly silent so far. There has been some ‘stache-talk on Facebook here and there — with the likes of James, Andrew, and Charles stepping up to the plate while simultaneously downplaying their growing ability. No photo evidence from the non-Anderson entrants thus far, though.

Pete came out swinging on Facebook with his initial entry in this year’s showdown:

The alien ‘stache hast spoketh.

And to thee I respond, guided by the light of the ‘Stachemas Dove:

On the third day of ‘Stachemas

The ‘Stache Dove sent to me…

Three ‘stachey stockings.

Two mutts a-muzzying.

And a sweet little ‘stache-fan-to-be.

Above photo by Niki Rossi Photography

Tags: abmgc 2011

8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 charles // Dec 11, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    oh shit. That stash makes you oh so powerful. It commands respect!

  • 2 Andrew Elder // Dec 12, 2011 at 7:11 am

    Grace = Gorgeous, Stache = Laughable, photos coming to rock them socks!

  • 3 Blog Master G // Dec 12, 2011 at 9:48 am

    @Charles: You know it does! Also, I neglected to give you a shout-out as a non-Anderson Brother contender, so I’ve updated the post to give you proper recognition. Now keep it growin’!

    @Andrew: Well said, and thank you, sir. Look forward to your pics!

  • 4 charles // Dec 12, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Asketh and you shall recieveth. I represent all those who can not properly grow out thier wonderful stash for one reason or another. I am an outside contender and create a catagory all on my own. Why do you ask?…..becasue I got soul brother. I do not mock those with Stashes or Stashemas in general. I am like the Kwanza of Stashmas. We have to be united, stay united, and hold our ground (us outsiders). Do we resent that we are not an Anderson? No. Do we envy the Anderson stash? No, but we do look up to our brothers in pure awe. So Merry Stashemas to all, and to some other, Soul-za. (gabe you may repost my picture).

  • 5 Blog Master G // Dec 12, 2011 at 11:49 am

    @Charles: Merry ‘Stachemas indeed!

  • 6 charles // Dec 12, 2011 at 10:51 am

    On the Fourth Day of Stashemas

    my Stashe’ dove gave to me….

    A “soul patch” for the Anderson brother family.

  • 7 Angela // Dec 12, 2011 at 11:18 pm

    Grace looks so sad in her picture but she is still the cutest thing ever!

  • 8 Blog Master G // Dec 13, 2011 at 10:02 am

    @Charles: Grow it loud, grow it proud, brother.

    @Angela: Grace is not sad. It’s transcendent Santa serenity.

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