The ’Stachemas Dove arrived tonight glowing the brightest light ever. It was glorious. He came with a ‘stache-tastic message of divine inspiration:
On the fourth day of ‘Stachemas
The ‘Stache Dove sent to me…
Four bearded Jesuses.
Three ‘stachey stockings.
Two mutts a-muzzying.
And a sweet little ‘stache-fan-to-be.