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This is one of those things that’s just too funny not to share: (Be sure to watch the whole thing; it doesn’t start getting crazy until about 2:05 — with martinis and even the Moonwalk.) Jen and I first saw it late last Saturday night at Johnny’s place in Buffalo — after returning from a […]

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Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum – 1st line of Beowulf, from the original Old English text Translation: “LO, praise of the prowess of people-kings.” This is the story of the people kings of Saratoga Springs. Once upon a November 24, Gabe and Justin braved the long, cold road to Albany. They arrived at a destination […]

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I think this cat is talking to us: Our hole appeared earlier this summer as a result of a certain someone (yours truly) having installed our bedroom air conditioning at the improper angle. The water was draining inside the front wall of our house. Maybe we can hire that cat to fix it for us.

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If you haven’t already seen the best music video ever (I Wanna Love You Tender), please do yourself a favor and take a few minutes to watch it. You won’t be sorry. (Thanks, Justin, for the link.)

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Junk mail, although annoying, can also be pretty funny. I have a P.O. Box for Gabe Consulting, which also comes in handy whenever I’m signing up for something and want to protect the privacy of my home address. All of my own domains, and those that I register for my clients, use my P.O. Box. […]

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Even if you haven’t seen Brokeback Mountain, you’ll no doubt appreciate this most excellent parody of it: Brokeback to the Future (Thanks, Sarah.)

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(Seen on Count Zero Continuum via Jenny and Joe)

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If there was ever doubt that GI Joe was gay, it’s now been confirmed. Head on over to the GI Joe Gay Pornstar Dressup to create your own fabulous version of the ’80s cartoon star. From a furry white pimp coat or a tight-fitting sailor’s shirt to short shorts to a weapon that looks more […]

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New car or used booby? Yesterday the auction for stripper Tawny Peaks’ implant was up to nearly $17,000. Today it’s gone back down to about $11,000. Who has that kind of money to blow on used silicone? Here’s the live auction and here’s my archive of it (for preserving this piece of strange history when […]

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Watch out! Those crazy, gay-loving cartoonists are at it again, this time trying to distribute gay propaganda in the guise of Sponge Bob, Barney, and friends. Grab your children, cover their eyes, and head for the hills! Here come the gays! CNN.com / Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video: The wacky square yellow SpongeBob […]

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