Blog Master G

One of the fun things about moving into a new apartment is furnishing it with things like plungers. On the packaging of my new plunger is this text: toilet plunger & stand The Michael Graves Collection provides an inspired balance of form and function. Sensible and sublime practical and whimsical, the objects envisioned by this […]

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If you haven’t seen the magic of Bubb Rubb and da whistles that go WOO WOO, then stop what you’re doing right now and go to the following URLs in sequence: Original Woo Woo News Coverage Official Bubb Rubb Soundboard (be sure to toggle music on then click on each of the boxes) Bubb Rubb […]

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I recall having seen this in years past, but want to put the link here for the record. If you’re not easily offended and don’t mind a bit of Jesus humor with a pinch of Grinch and side of Gingerbread Man, then head on over to JesusDressUp.com for some Christmas cheer and interactive fun. (Thanks […]

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“Reports that say something hasn’t happened are interesting to me, because as we know, there are known unknowns; there things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we […]

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Leo and Moopheus star in the funny and agriculturally significant The Meatrix, a Flash animation produced by Free Range Graphics, which has also created hilarious animations for Dean and Huffington’s campaigns for office. The Meatrix reveals “the true nature of irresponsible factory farm mega-corporations,” and it’s all true. The animation covers the horrible, overcrowded conditions […]

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Without clicking on (or mousing over) the links, can you guess which is real and which is not? College holding first dance in 143 years: “As many as 1,200 students at Wheaton College will gather in the gym Friday night for the first real dance in the Christian school’s 143-year history. Which explains why students […]

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I’m trying to get through Web Traffic School to remove from my driving record the speeding ticket I got earlier this year, fought, got the fine reduced, but still lost the challenge. In the freeway driving section is this paragraph, which really cracks me up: “If you see anyone driving too slow for present conditions, […]

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I must be from the future. This is certainly news to me. I just logged onto the Web site of the credit union where I hold one of my accounts and was greeted with the following message: “You last visited us on Monday August 26, 2019” That’s the text I see, yet when I simply […]

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Thanks to Dave and Beerzie Boy for solving the mystery of yesterday’s City Sewer Monster. Indeed, it does appear to be a Jerusalem Cricket or “potato bug.” Of course, it’s more exciting to think that it was a sewer monster. Still, it makes a good story.

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4:30am: Wake up. Stumble down hallway to the loo. Use loo. Proceed to sink. Start to wash hands. Oh shit! Jump back. Giant sewer monster is sitting there, staring back at me. What the hell is that thing? It’s not a spider, I don’t think. But it’s as big as a tarantula. It’s not a […]

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