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Governors & Tigers

Thursday, October 9th, 2003 · Comments Off on Governors & Tigers

Though unrelated, this photo (thanks, dad) goes incredibly well with Bill Maher’s excellent commentary today about California’s new governor and Roy Horn’s being attacked this week. For the record, I agree with Maher on all points. And now, Gray Davis’ new job… (Photo courtesy of strangecosmos.com.)

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Nemo Found

Friday, September 26th, 2003 · 3 Comments

Mmm…sushi. Nemo Nigiri?

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In Ice Cream We Trust

Monday, September 15th, 2003 · Comments Off on In Ice Cream We Trust

Ananova: “United States police are searching for a man who paid for his groceries with a forged 200 dollar bank note bearing the image of President George W Bush.” Gotta love this country. Where else but in America would someone accept currency that doesn’t exist and displays the picture of the man currently living in […]

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My Uncle is Not a Monkey

Friday, September 12th, 2003 · Comments Off on My Uncle is Not a Monkey

“It however saddens me greatly that the proponents of Evolutionism have corrupted this true purpose of science and are instead using it as a propaganda tool to spread Secularism.” —Dr. Richard Paley This is absolutely hilarious: The Fellowship Baptist Creation Science Fair 2001, whose winners included these gems: Elementary School Level 1st Place: “My Uncle […]

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Dogs Beware

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003 · Comments Off on Dogs Beware

Commando Kitty could be watching you.

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Magic Management Necklace

Friday, August 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Magic Management Necklace

Ahh… the brilliance… the simplicity… if only we all had one of these for our superiors. Just think how productive we’d be. I have to rely on my good ol’ Headlight.com Corporate Online University rearview stick-on monitor mirror to keep me busy.

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THC MOBL

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003 · 1 Comment

Seen last month in a Bed Bath and Beyond parking lot in San Francisco: I think some people are just begging to be pulled over. With a license plate like that, how could you ever speed or draw any attention to yourself?

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Day Out with the Bendies

Friday, June 20th, 2003 · Comments Off on Day Out with the Bendies

On March 26, 2002 Jen’s former coworker snapped this picture of Jen playing hooky from work. What was she doing? Cruising in a powder blue Pinto and playing with Evil and Mrs. Bendy, of course. Isn’t that what you would do if you were playing hooky?

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Gay Canadians

Friday, June 20th, 2003 · 1 Comment

Mark Morford in Stop The Gay Canadians! First icky legalized homosexual marriage, then the apocalypse. Conservative America trembles: “Hordes of quivering GOP lawmakers and vast throngs of proudly homophobic right-wing Christian Americans fell into an adorable tizzy the other day as the entire really, really big country of Canada announced it will change its law […]

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Bushenstein

Monday, June 16th, 2003 · 1 Comment

Don’t let Bushenstein assemble his perfect, right-wing Supreme Court justices! Take action now.

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