Blog Master G

Wow. This has got to be one of the funniest and most awesome things I’ve seen in ages: An actual ghost in a jar for sale on eBay. The bidding ended today and gary_the_gimp_horn (with 2 negative feedback ratings) is the winning bidder for a whopping $50,922. That guy is one lucky bastard. He now […]

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NEWS.com.au: “Jesus was gay – the University of Queensland gave $51,000 of public money to a PhD student to reach that conclusion.” Thank God. Now I can sleep better at night. I’m just disappointed that my tax dollars couldn’t contribute to this great cause.

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This is hilarious: Dan Savage solicits reader input on defining the Santorum as an explicit sex act. This one is probably my favorite: “Here’s my proposed use of the pigheaded chump Rick Santorum’s family name: To simplify my life as a med student in taking patients’ sexual histories, “Santorum” could stand for discharge. Instead of […]

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After seeing Bruce Almighty this weekend, which was number one at the box office, people across the country are trying to call God. Apparently, there is a scene in the movie in which God pages Jim Carey and the number “776-2323” is displayed on his pager. Universal says the number was chosen since it doesn’t […]

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I love it: Jammin’ squirrels. I want this band to play for my next party. Or I want to be the group’s manager. Squirrels rule. (Thanks, Shrey, for the link.)

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If you haven’t read yesterday’s Doonesbury strip, check it out. It’s pure genius.

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This is hilarious: Bush & Blair at the Gay Bar. Be sure to watch it all the through, even after the pause. I love it. [via bit.ch]

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This just in…the Supreme Court, in a 5-4 decision, has appointed Jeb Bush to rule Iraq. That kind of luck must run in the family. “The new Iraqi President gave credit for his selection to ChoicePoint, the US Corporation he hired to ensure his brother’s victory in Florida during the 2000 presidential election. Using their […]

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If you’re in a committed relationship, I’m sure you can attest oh how true this is (be sure to read in the order below): Boys’ Night Out Application Girls’ Night Out Application (Thanks to my Better Half for sending these along.)

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If you haven’t already, be sure to read about your friends and mine, the 40oz Crew. And neglect thee not the fine women known fondly as the 40oz Bitches (don’t miss page 2). In 40s We Trust. Word.

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