According to some silly new research, the way I sneeze is actually a perfect fit for my personality: “The ‘Enthusiastic’ sneezer is a charismatic leader who makes a show out of sneezing multiple times — really loud.” As Jen can attest, my sneezes are damn loud. [via FARK]
Entries Tagged as 'comedy'
I Sneeze, Therefore I Am
Wednesday, May 7th, 2003 · Comments Off on I Sneeze, Therefore I Am
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The Pissing Game
Thursday, April 24th, 2003 · 2 Comments
Warning: Toilet humor ahead… If you’re happy and you know it and your face can really show it, take a leak: J20 Pissing Game This is hilarious. It does a great job simulating what it’s like trying to take a leak when you’re drunk. (Thanks, Darryl, for the link.)
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Time Travelers Rule
Thursday, April 17th, 2003 · Comments Off on Time Travelers Rule
This is the greatest story I’ve read in a long time: Yahoo! TV: Entertainment News & Gossip – ‘TIME-TRAVELER’ BUSTED FOR INSIDER TRADING Some snippets: Carlssin declared that he had traveled back in time from over 200 years in the future, when it is common knowledge that our era experienced one of the worst stock […]
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Fun with IM
Sunday, April 13th, 2003 · Comments Off on Fun with IM
From January 30, 2003 IM conversation with Ben: benjaminfry: Hmm, that sounds kinda interesting… maybe I should rule. i will have a crown, and scepter… Ooh, and a purple hooded Robe, with one of those really big hoods, so you could see my face, but you could see my eyes blazing, proper lighting benjaminfry: I […]
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Team Menor
Thursday, April 10th, 2003 · Comments Off on Team Menor
Few people realize that I am an international kickboxing champion. Meet my team: Wayne, Marlowe, and Selwin. Together, we are Team M. Don’t mess with us.
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Deep Thoughts
Tuesday, April 8th, 2003 · Comments Off on Deep Thoughts
Next time you’re on the pot (especially if you’re visiting Uncle Billy Bob & Aunt Jupiter back at the ranch), think about today‘s Worst-Case Scenario 2003 Daily Survival Calendar lesson: HOW TO SURVIVE IF YOU FALL INTO A CESSPOOL Get out quickly. In case of falls into cesspools and septic tanks, the most common cause […]
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Slow Children Present
Monday, April 7th, 2003 · 1 Comment
Actual sign in Elk Grove, Calif. parking lot:
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Drunk Squirrel
Tuesday, April 1st, 2003 · 2 Comments
I love squirrels. So when I saw this image strangely placed in the signature file of a fellow member of my WRX_MODS email group, I just had to snag it.
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Mom & Daughter Strippers
Monday, March 31st, 2003 · 1 Comment
Cool search phrase of the day (from my Web logs that people are actually searching for) that yields an entry from my blog as the number 1 result: Google Search: mom and daughter strippers
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Emergency Preparedness
Friday, March 28th, 2003 · 1 Comment
I’ve been forwarded various links to the great parody of ready.gov‘s Emergency Preparedness so many times that I decided to post it on my own site for keepsake (so thanks to everyone who forwarded it to me). Continuing with this theme is today‘s Worst-Case Scenario 2003 Daily Survival Calendar lesson: HOW TO SURVIVE A NUCLEAR […]
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