Blog Master G

Watch out or Spider-man will make you gay. [via Dave Barry]

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Would they have been arrested if they weren’t brothers nailing one brother’s wife? Threesome sex on train could bring jail time

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“If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq! If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq!” See this and other catchy tunes here: Political Toons! It’s a good way to relieve all this war tension if you’re looking for a laugh. Lots of funny Flash cartoons. (Thanks for the link, Dave.)

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This is great: The French are retaliating against the Freedom Fries bullshit by collecting thousands of Peace Pretzels to send to Bush: bit.ch :: society :: Eat this! Sign me up!

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fhqwhgads…everybody come on fhqwhgads…everybody’s gonna fhqwhgads…i see you jockin’ me…fhqwhgads… Everybody to the Limit I’ve seen Mexican wrestling live and in the flesh. Have you? [via WIL WHEATON DOT NET]

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French Fries Get New Name in Congress This is so ridiculous I’ve categorized it as comedy. It’s like a 4th-grader saying, “Oh yeah, well my Daddy makes more money than your Daddy.” Can’t you just picture these Stupid White Men sitting on Capitol Hill saying, “I know: We’ll rename French fries and French toast. That’ll […]

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Watch out: I embed one image in my blog and the floodgates are released! Here are more embedded images that I find hilarious and so very true in these times of evil warlords preparing to do battle:

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The Worst-Case Scenario 2003 Daily Survival Calendar sits on my desk at work. Today’s lesson is by far the best, especially when contrasted to other days like “today in survival history,” “how to escape when tied up,” “how to take a punch,” etc.: How to Foil a UFO Abduction Control your thoughts. Do not think […]

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My friend Dan has a good idea: A blog caption contest. Follow the link below and you’ll see my entry in the contest, too: The Accidental Blog: Write your own caption.

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This is a great parody of modern life in terrorist-fearing America: Ready.gov – Be Informed – Killer Germs – Visual Guide Here’s a snippet: Don’t get so preoccupied with biological weapons that you forget to put on deodorant.

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