Blog Master G

I received these hilarious photos in an email yesterday. They crack me the hell up. There was this long story about how the cat ended up this way, but I think that’s beside the point so I’m not going to post the story here. Just enjoy the photos in all their glory: Mad cat 1 […]

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Some spam that manages to sneak past SpamAssassin and into my inbox is too good to let slide. I’m now considering purchasing my own hovercraft. The only thing that sucks is that it’s a toy hovercraft and not a real hovercraft. Hovercrafts are cool. If I had a hovercraft, I could float down the streets […]

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This guy has the coolest job requirement ever: Tweaking the nipples of pre-video J. Lo. If I were Ben Affleck, though, I’m not sure how I’d feel about someone besides me having that job. But since I’m not ol’ Ben, I think I will submit my resume for this job. J. Lo’s nips definitely have […]

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What do you do when you’re working from home and have called into a conference call and need to mute your phone so your dogs don’t bark into the phone but your phone is Old School and doesn’t have a “locking” mute feature and you don’t want to sit there holding your thumb or other […]

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Today’s Dilbert cracks me up. How funny would it be if everyone took mind-altering drugs and went to work? People would be so much more mellow, I’m sure. It reminds me of a scene in A Very Brady Sequel, wherein Roy Martin eats psilocybin-filled spaghetti ala Alice and says the classic line, “Oh my God, […]

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My friend and former coworker Sandy Clark has a new comic strip called moo. It’s really funny. Check it out online: mootoons.net Go, Sandy, go! I’m keeping my syndication fingers crossed for you.

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This is great. Jen just forwarded me this link from a coworker. I believe this is just as good a reason as any to buy some beer on my way home tonight before the State of the Union address: The State of the Union Address Drinking Game And now that I have a printer at […]

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The Onion has a great piece about dot-com memorabilia of yesteryear: The Onion | New Economy Wistfully Recalled As Tiny Dot-Com Promotional Object Found In Drawer It certainly brings back many of my own memories from the Headlight.com “All the skills you need are just a click away” days of Champagne Fridays, foosball tournaments, Mahir […]

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In honor of tomorrow’s State of the Union address, I bring you a snippet from John Robbins’ catchy tune, If You’re Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq: If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq. If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq. If the terrorists are Saudi, And your alibi is shoddy, And your […]

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I just figured out why Happy is so drawn to wood: He must be a beaver. You see, Happy has this habbit of seeking out anything made of or even resembling wood and eating it. Jen and I haven’t been able to figure it out. But I think I just did. The proof, you ask? […]

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