This is hilarious: Dan Savage solicits reader input on defining the Santorum as an explicit sex act.
This one is probably my favorite:
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“Here’s my proposed use of the pigheaded chump Rick Santorum’s family name: To simplify my life as a med student in taking patients’ sexual histories, “Santorum” could stand for discharge. Instead of having to ask people, “Any burning sensation during urination? Any penile/vaginal discharge or foul smell?,” it would simply be “Any burning sensation during urination? Any Santorum?” That’s much tidier. Plus, “Santorum” sounds vaguely medical.”
Which definition is your favorite? Or do you have your own definition? I just might have to update my previous definition of Rick Santorum.
(Thanks to Dave for the link.)
