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American Coastopia

Thursday, November 4th, 2004 · 3 Comments

An awesome post I saw today:

Ladies and gentlemen, you needn’t fret anymore. We have decided that we can’t live in the United States anymore, because so many of you in the “heartland” are so full of shit. We were all going to move to various other countries, but then we thought – why should WE move?

We are tired of rednecks in Oklahoma picking the leader who will determine if it is safe for us to cross the Brooklyn Bridge. We are sick of homophobic knuckle-draggers in Wyoming contributing to the national debate on our gay marriages. So we have done the only thing we could.

We seceded.

May I present to you: AMERICAN COASTOPIA.

Jane’s plan for secession is along the same lines.

Overall, I feel that I need a break from it all, like Dan.

But first: My favorite international headline from today:

How can 59,054,087 people be so dumb?

(From London’s Daily Mirror)

P.S. The Brits have the best electoral college map I’ve seen anywhere online. Click on a state to zoom in on detailed results. And weep. But then view the historical results and see how much the country has changed over the years. Note how blue it was in years like 1948 (Truman) and 1964 (Johnson). Also of interest is that in 1984, only Minnesota was blue for Regan. Barely.

Tags: politics

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Larry // Nov 9, 2004 at 10:50 am

    Go! If evil really wants to leave there will be no complaints here. As for me and my houes we will serve the Lord. Finally ONE nation under God. Let’s see which society breaks down to dog eat dog first. The bible say allow the weeds to grow with the wheat. If the weeds want to grow somewhere else Who are we to complain.

  • 2 Reinout // Nov 9, 2004 at 12:05 pm

    Actually the population of France is 60,474,365 but that’s okay…we’re used to having liberals making huge dumb mistakes…lol lol… and…please leave asap…at last peace and rid of you socialist morons. The South tried once but was stopped by you, now you want to go….and we say: GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!

  • 3 J from Seattle // Nov 9, 2004 at 10:10 pm

    There has been talk of the Republic of Cascadia for years, (check out the website above), we even have our own stamp. Cascadia includes the West Coast including Beautiful British Columbia, (Whistler and Blackcomb rock) Our country’s name is derived from the beautiful and growing Cascade Mountains that run up our lovely coast. Sure we have earthquakes, intermittent volcanic eruptions but we love being close to nature. We have formed the Sasquatch Self Determination Alliance. Birkenstocks in upscale restaurants is A-okay and having a bike rack outside is preferred. Our national past time is canoeing, biking, boating of all kinds and Mt. Climbing. We love being surrounded by Mountains and Water and the smell of the huge evergreen forests. Long Live Cascadia!!!!