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ABMGC IV: The Santa ’Stache

Thursday, December 16th, 2010 · 2 Comments

’Tis the season to be jolly, and my mustache is jolly indeed. It’s at that stage of growth where it’s beginning to take on a life of its own: It tickles my lips, it blows in the wind, and it knows when you’ve been naughty, and when you’ve been nice.

It’s the final stretch — 8 days to the Christmas Eve ‘stache-off — and we’re well into the 12 days of ’Stachemas 2010. So in that spirit — and that of the December 11 drunken Santa day, for which I apparently did not get the memo, I present to you… the Santa ‘Stache:


As for the third-party Anderson Brothers competitors, they’re shaping up to be… well, not very competitive. I have to squint to see those ‘staches, Pipes and Matey. Maybe you should ask Santa for some expedited growth for Christmas?

Though Pete’s week 2 update was admirable, we’ve yet to see his update this week… so my ‘stache and I will wait with bated breath.

Tags: abmgc 2010

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 bro bro // Dec 16, 2010 at 9:18 am

    hahahaah! yes! the best part was not scrolling all the way down to the photo until i’d read thoroughly digested the introduction, then BOOM! stachey santa domination! im lovin the third party smack talk, too. well played.

  • 2 Blog Master G // Dec 16, 2010 at 9:23 am

    Ha! Sweet. Thanks, Bro. Glad you approve.