Blog Master G

Not until Jane pointed it out did it occur to me that all the yellow “Support the Troops” and red and white “God Bless America” magnetic vehicle ribbons were such a regionalized phenomenon. I guess I’m just so used to seeing them on every SUV and minivan, I don’t really notice them anymore. Regardless, the […]

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The Onion | Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People: AL JIZAH, EGYPT—A team of British and Egyptian archaeologists made a stunning discovery Monday, unearthing several intact specimens of “skeleton people”—skinless, organless humans who populated the Nile delta region an estimated 6,000 years ago. “This is an incredible find,” said Dr. Christian Hutchins, Oxford […]

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(Thanks, Jen, for the photo.)

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‘Cross-Dressing’ Out, Camouflage In: “It might be fun today to dress up like a little girl — kids think it’s cute and things like that. And you start playing around with it and, like drugs, you do a little here and there (and) eventually it gets you,” Davies told reporters. I think those Texans may […]

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My thoughts on Atkins exactly. Eat a burger and a pound of bacon, but stay away from that apple ’cause watch out! It’s got carbs. Fatkins

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Mad props to my Vassar classmate Anne Harris, who, with her Ukes of Hazzard bandmate Sydney Maresca, created the awesome and hilarious ukulele video Gay Boyfriend. With lyrics like this, how can you not check it out? I like cigarettes and that’s no gag You’ll always be my favorite fag Watch Gay Boyfriend (or high-res […]

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If you’ve ever done a Google search for “fly” you may have come across a relaxing, Zenlike form of entertainment, Fly Guy. It’s sort of like a video game, but not. There doesn’t seem to be much of a purpose, besides controlling a flying man who dances in the clouds, drinks champagne, and eventually finds […]

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This photo is “#3- John Bult- Julie’s Sixteenth Birthday” on the list of the 10 worst album covers of all time. Here’s the description that goes with this photo: This photo appears to have been taken closer to Julie’s 27th birthday, but let’s pretend we are idiots for a minute. In the world of visual […]

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Leah Garchik in the SF Chronicle today: “Driving south toward the Bay Bridge on First Street on Monday afternoon, Peter A_nderson noticed major rubbernecking at a small black sports car apparently illegally parked beside an apartment house construction site. The car was ‘totally covered with wet, hot, stinking oil and grease,” said A_nderson, apparently as […]

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I can’t take credit for this (the speed or the photo), but I like it. (Thanks, Shay.)

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