Blog Master G

The ’Stachemas Dove has apparently taken up the habit of time traveling lately, this time transporting us on a ’stache-tastic journey to the late 1830s, Kinderhook, NY, to show us some sweet Nineteenth Century chops from Jen’s home town. The ’Stachemas Dove singeth out: On the eighth day of ‘Stachemas The ‘Stache Dove sent to […]

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Today the ’Stachemas Dove brings us back to the Mecca of Mustaches: The 1980s. His song features the granddaddy of ’80s ‘staches himself, Mr. Tom Selleck. The ’Stachemas Dove sings out: On the seventh day of ‘Stachemas The ‘Stache Dove sent to me… Seven sexy Sellecks. Six sketchy Santas. Five years of ABMGC. Four bearded […]

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We’re in the home stretch, mustache fans, with less than a week to the final Christmas Eve ‘stache-off. Today the ’Stachemas Dove brings us a special dose of holiday cheer, singing out with follicular joy like only the ’Stachemas Dove can: On the sixth day of ‘Stachemas The ‘Stache Dove sent to me… Six sketchy […]

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The sappy bastard that he is, the ’Stachemas Dove was feeling nostalgic today. He arrived in my kitchen, scooped me under his wing, and took me for a wild ride down memory lane, all Ghost of Christmas Past style. As we flew through the ether, the ’Stachemas Dove sang out in melodic cheer: On the […]

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The ’Stachemas Dove arrived tonight glowing the brightest light ever. It was glorious. He came with a ‘stache-tastic message of divine inspiration: On the fourth day of ‘Stachemas The ‘Stache Dove sent to me… Four bearded Jesuses. Three ‘stachey stockings. Two mutts a-muzzying. And a sweet little ‘stache-fan-to-be.

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Sometimes life gets in the way of mustaches and the days of ‘Stachemas tick by faster than you can keep a tiny follicular agent from promenading proudly across your upper lip. But have no doubt, mustache fans, for ABMGC V is in full swing. You wouldn’t know it by reading Pete’s blog, though, as it sits […]

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The chill is not the only thing in the air this year. So, too, is the mustache vibe. We’re only 3 days in, and James — a non-Anderson brother contestant in ABMGC V — is already starting to see mustaches wherever he looks… like today on Facebook, he pointed out that the garland surrounding this […]

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Something magical happened at the Saratoga Springs Victorian Street Walk tonight. I can’t say I got an unfair advantage over my bro in this year’s contest — for today is the day that marks the start of the Fifth Annual Anderson Brothers Mustache Growing Competition (ABMGC V) — but, as I stood listening to the […]

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