Today the ’Stachemas Dove brings us back to the Mecca of Mustaches: The 1980s. His song features the granddaddy of ’80s ‘staches himself, Mr. Tom Selleck.
The ’Stachemas Dove sings out:
On the seventh day of ‘Stachemas
The ‘Stache Dove sent to me…
Seven sexy Sellecks.